5. You’re not a big fan of beach vendors constantly trying to sell you wooden turtles or floating Spiderman figures or bracelets with your name on them.
4. You want the privacy and solitude and intimacy of a traditional Mexican town, but wish to be close to Puerto Vallarta for its shopping and nightlife.
3. You want to stay in a traditionally-decorated Mexican casa, but also would like all of the modern amenities and conveniences (air-conditioning, wireless internet, satellite TV, modern appliances (fridge, stove, oven, dishwasher, microwave, washer, dryer)).
2. You like the sun, but your partner prefers the shade – we’ve got both!
1. You want to be in a place where the pool and sandy beach are a few feet apart.